JQMCBP XXVII

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Eclipse News!

Greetings from Austin, Texas, where the Candymeister, Candymeister friends, Candymeister family, and approximately a gazillion people who've never heard of the Candymeister descended and assembled to witness the 2024 Total Solar Eclipse. We made our way west a few hours to Fredricksburg, chasing both extra totality and hopefully less clouds. We did not get a fully clear sky, but we did get about 30 seconds of cloudbreak during totality, which honestly made it all worth it. Here is my video of it, which is a lot like other videos you may have seen but the only video fully approved by the JQMCBP Earth Science Division.

What does this have to do with the JQMCBP? Absolutely nothing! But I'm a huge nerd and you, an entrant in this pool, by association kind of are too. SPACE! SCIENCE! CANDY!


Congratulations JQMCBP XXVII Co-Champions Derek "Taza Mexican Dark Chocolate" Roesti and Chris "Cadbury Carmelo" Boese

Alabama's loss ended BETHANY the Chimp's amazing run and brought focus back to the humans again. UConn's victory hands the JQMCBP XXVII Championship to Derek and Chris, JohnnyQuest's first co-champs since 2007.

Derek and Chris, send me your mailing address and I'll send you Taza Dark Chocolate and Cadbury Carmelo, respectively. All others: BUY YOUR OWN.

Thanks for joining me again (or, for the first time!) on this zany journey. Good luck again next year, and remember JQMCBP is always free and, though I will attempt to send one, does not require an invitation. Just head to JQMCBP HQ next year after the brackets come out and restart your Quest for Candy. Tell your friends. Tell your coworkers. Your pets. Your sworn enemies.


Whose champion bit it?

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, but it never sucks worse than when the team you picked to win it all loses it all. It's even worse when I publish it for all to read!

1 for NC State, 1 for Alabama, 88 for Purdue (me included).

NC State: Judi Durda Alabama: Rob Bellin Purdue: Ben Klaas, Matt Dudus, Derek Bier, Jennifer Huber Teal, Scott Thompson, Joe Raymond, Charlotte Bier, Sarah Ogborn, John Davidson, Robert Arthur Smith, Barbara Goldsby, Paul Smith, Peter Cislo, Sue Miller, Thomas Susko, Sabrina Bier, Dennis Brodjeski, Greg Rupp, Sara McMillan, jane mc, Alexandria , Anna Bier, Eleanor Bier, Larry Ochs, Abby Chungath, Nathan Anderson, Mooseman Bruce, Frank Spada, Billy Rossman, Jen Meagher, Joseph Caragher, Bob Topel, SuperDork Jones, sel, Todd Beranak, Scarlett Benson, John 'I dunno yet but it's gonna be hard to find' Yuda, Amelia Stalter, James Parker, Nolan Bianchi, Rachelle Owen, Bethany Cain, Shaun Connolly, Will Cain , Rick Wilder, Thomas J Leeper, Tim Ogborn, Bob Bonsen, James 006 1/2, Todd Mullanix, Emi Kelly, Peggy Meagher, Jay Huntsman, David Susko, Espen Williams, Pat Dillon, Bridget Burns, Dave Montebello , Kim Frederick, Andy Calvert, John Quigley, Finn Roberts, Bob Armitage, Michelle, Chris 'Crash' Young, MARIANNE GUEDEA, Sonya connolly , Eric Young, Jamie White, kay niyo, Andrew Anderson, Lisa Wadzinske, Paul Leto, Wendy Volkman, Brian Hampton, Nora Huntsman, Joe Bro, B.J. Bardy, Daniel Ridgeway, Johnny Slash Flaa, Amy Pierce, Will Arvant, David Needham, Dr. Wilbur Wonka DDS, Cathy Mullanix, Eric wright

So long suckers!


Boo Rah Rah

I asked you if your alma mater was in the tournament. Why? So I could make fun of you when they lose!

NC State: Judi Durda Purdue: Sarah Ogborn, Tim Ogborn, Todd Mullanix, Dave Aucott, Brian Hampton, Daniel Ridgeway, David Needham (sorry David, so close to a free Snickers)

Enough with the crap, who WON?

Top 10 Humans

Rank Name Location Candy Champion Score
1Chris BoeseMichiganCadbury CarmeloConnecticut118
1Derek RoestiColoradoTaza Mexican Dark ChocolateConnecticut118
3Michael HartnettMichiganMarathon BarConnecticut115
3MJ HilkerOhioAndes MintsConnecticut115
5Martha CarlosIllinoisSour patch blueberries Connecticut113
6Jackson TeerTexasTo'ak ChocolateConnecticut112
7Kurt HaffnerFloridaReese'sConnecticut111
7Rick ShepichMichiganWiley Wallaby Black LicoriceConnecticut111
7Suebob RWisconsinKvikk LunsjConnecticut111
7Tina FerreterIllinoisDark Chocolate Sea Salt Caramel SQUARESConnecticut111

Top 10 Chimps

Rank Name Location Candy Champion Score
1BethanyRancho CucamongaKrembananAlabama81
2ColtonRancho CucamongaKrembananConnecticut78
3MarcoRancho CucamongaKrembananPurdue76
4KaylaRancho CucamongaKrembananConnecticut75
4SaniyaRancho CucamongaKrembananPurdue75
4YairRancho CucamongaKrembananConnecticut75
7AbigaleRancho CucamongaKrembananConnecticut73
7NathenRancho CucamongaKrembananConnecticut73
9BrennenRancho CucamongaKrembananConnecticut72
9ColleenRancho CucamongaKrembananConnecticut72
9GuyRancho CucamongaKrembananConnecticut72
9RyderRancho CucamongaKrembananConnecticut72

cheers,
the Meister


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