The Johnny Quest Memorial Candy Bar Pool XXVII is LIVE and ready for your entry! The tournament starts in earnest Thursday a.m., so get your picks in before then. The prize is the same as it's ever been: the winner receives a candybar of their choosing. But you're probably getting this email because you are someone that knows it's more than that. A whole lot more. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.
https://benklaas.com/jqmcbp/Please let literally everyone you know about this exciting competition. Send them the link. It's fun! It's free! It's inexplicable! Do it. C'mon. DO IT. Everybody's doing it.
https://benklaas.com/jqmcbp/4 out of 5 gastroenterologists agree that they have never heard about this pool. The fifth has, but only because I was waiting for the sedative to kick in before my endoscopy and I got a little chatty. I'm not sure the doctor believed me that JQMCBP was a thing though, especially because then the sedative started to take stronger effect and I started saying I felt like I had three heads and why is everyone bleating like a goat. Thankfully, the results came back negative. Long story short, ENTER!
https://benklaas.com/jqmcbp/
cheers,
The Meister